A squirrel gave me the stink eye.

The other day I was taking lunch in my car and a squirrel jumped on my hood.  Besides me being startled by its sudden appearance, it seemed to be just as startled. I was looking at the squirrel and it was looking at me and gave me the stink eye. That's right it smirked and gave me the stink eye.

Now to let you know I am a firm believer in the Great Animal Conspiracy. That animals are out to get us and plotting to take over the world. In the animal kingdom the squirell is their recon unit. They lull us into a false sense of security with their cuteness and frolicking. All the while taking notes about our weaknesses and reporting it back to the animals generals.

There are tale tale signs of the conspiracy all around us. You can read them on any news feed. I read the other day about a couple that was vacationing in Alaska. They had stopped at a gas station to fill up their RV. The wife was walking their chihuahua when a eagle swooped down grabbed the dog and flew away. I know right now some of you thinking "Oh no that poor dog. Taken off and killed like that". That was not a supper run for the eagle. That was a well organised hostage extraction.

I found another story about a chimpanzee named Santino at the Furuvik Zoo in Sweden that is slowly devising complex attacks against zoo visitors. He has already made a name for himself by throwing rocks and other things at visitors that annoyed him. It seems that he has increasingly up his strategy of his attacks. After a group of visitors would leave the compound area he would go into the area enclosure and bring out a good size heap of hay and placed it near the visitor's section. Then he would place rocks under the hay. HE would sit down next to the hay and wait until the visitors come back. When they would get close by, without warning Santino would start throwing rocks at them.  Did you get that?  He PLANNED the attack.

I advise anyone out there that is still skeptical to do some research on this subject. All the signs are out there we just need to decipher them.

So the next time you see that cute squirrel out in the yard or park just remember what ever you do or say will be used against you one day.

Stay alert my friends.